This is going to sound super mean, but nothing in the world is funnier to me than somebody’s face when they are terrified.

Once my middle sister got caught in a cow stampede and I was unable to help her because I was doubled over laughing.  A few years ago I played a prank on both of my sisters involving two hidden cameras and a timberwolf suit, and I still pee my pants laugh whenever I watch it.

Yup.  That’s what Christmas looks like at the Mayer house.

There’s also this one, that I watched when I had bronchitis and it literally almost sent me to the hospital.  My favorite part is when the drone thingie goes after a pack of little kids.  A PACK OF LITTLE KIDS.  I hate myself.

So you can imagine my delight when I came across these treasures from The Nightmares Fear Factory, a haunted house in Canada – each one funnier than the last.

My reaction when looking at these is first hilarity, then curiosity.  What’s in the box?  No really – what the hell are they so scared of?  Let’s speculate.

That last one is courtesy of my friend Rita from Fighting Off Frumpy.  She was going to send me a picture of poop on the wall but we thought it might be too disturbing.

This is what we do when our kids nap.