What’s In The Box

This is going to sound super mean, but nothing in the world is funnier to me than somebody’s face when they are terrified.

Once my middle sister got caught in a cow stampede and I was unable to help her because I was doubled over laughing.  A few years ago I played a prank on both of my sisters involving two hidden cameras and a timberwolf suit, and I still pee my pants laugh whenever I watch it.

Yup.  That’s what Christmas looks like at the Mayer house.

There’s also this one, that I watched when I had bronchitis and it literally almost sent me to the hospital.  My favorite part is when the drone thingie goes after a pack of little kids.  A PACK OF LITTLE KIDS.  I hate myself.

So you can imagine my delight when I came across these treasures from The Nightmares Fear Factory, a haunted house in Canada – each one funnier than the last.

My reaction when looking at these is first hilarity, then curiosity.  What’s in the box?  No really – what the hell are they so scared of?  Let’s speculate.

That last one is courtesy of my friend Rita from Fighting Off Frumpy.  She was going to send me a picture of poop on the wall but we thought it might be too disturbing.

This is what we do when our kids nap.