• Home

sKIDmarks

Poop Happens.

  • About
  • Where I’ve Been
  • Video
  • Contact

The Collective Whine

July 9, 2015 · 1 Comment

Yesterday morning started with my three-year-old throwing herself on the floor, shrieking manically. I ran into her bedroom. It appeared she was having convulsions. Had she broken a bone? Was she hemorrhaging from the head? When I asked her what was wrong she informed me, through a series of ear piercing screams, that her underwear were “too shaky”. The screaming and ...

Continue Reading

Filed In: Uncategorized / Tagged: #refreshyourfunny, BlogU, responsibility.org, shaky underwear, underage drinking

Winner of the 1998 Mid Rivers Mall M.C. Hammer dance contest
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest
  • RSS
  • Twitter

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Search

Today’s Top 10

  • I Want To Throw Myself Into Traffic: An Essay On…
  • Making A Murderer – The Cliffs Notes
  • My Period Starts Tomorrow So Here’s A List Of…
  • I Guarantee My Summer Break Sucks Worse Than Yours…
  • The Wonderful, Awful, Lucky, Cursed, Beautifully…
  • Hannah’s Ho Ho Ho Gift Guide
  • Dear Dad at the Pool, You’re Doing It Wrong.
  • Twenty Questions
  • Mecca lecca high mecca hiney ho
  • The Day I Killed The Elf On The Shelf: A Holiday Card

Archives

Built by Beyond Blog Design · Built on the Genesis Framework

Theme by 17th Avenue · Powered by WordPress & Genesis