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The culprit

July 2, 2012 · 8 Comments

As I'm sure you recall, Lila was born with two butt holes.  Or, as those in the biz call it, a "deep sacral dimple."  Of course I was worried when she was born because it was so deep that they had to do an ultrasound to make sure there were no bats or gnomes or anything hiding out up there.  But now I'm actually excited about the possibility of her making a decent living as a ...

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Filed In: Hadley, Lila, Motherhood, Nick / Tagged: hadley, Lila, Nick, sacral dimple, two butt holes

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