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Raising Girls: A Beginner’s Guide

September 2, 2014 · 2 Comments

Contrary to popular belief, I was ecstatic when my doctor announced in the delivery room that a third little girl would be joining our family.  I grew up with two sisters, and couldn't wait for my three daughters to experience the same excitement and volatility of being trapped in an emotionally unstable, explosively melodramatic, all-female shitshow. Plus we already had all ...

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Filed In: Favorite 3, kids, Motherhood, Nervous breakdowns, parenting, Sisters / Tagged: motherhood, Parenting, raising girls, Sisters, three girls

The beginner’s guide to surviving three babies in thirty months (also, an open letter to old men at grocery stores everywhere)

August 11, 2014 · 7 Comments

As my kids file out of my mini van like clowns out of a VW bug, it's hard to believe that a few years ago I cried myself to sleep at night, unsure if I would ever be able to have a baby.  But, thanks to the miracle of modern medicine, lots of prayer and Dongo the Voodoo priestess, here I am with a 5, almost 4 and almost 3-year-old beautiful girls. I've become so accustomed ...

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Filed In: Motherhood, Nervous breakdowns, parenting / Tagged: motherhood, nervous breakdowns, Parenting, three girls

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