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He Sees You When You’re Sleeping

December 8, 2015 · 3 Comments

If you didn't have a chance to buy the amazing book I was a part of last year, Scary Mommy's Guide To The Holidays, you can finally stop bathing in guilt because I am gifting you with my chapter below.  It's about how to scare the crap out of your kids while staying within the boundaries of good parenting.  You're welcome.    The idea of a strange bearded man breaking ...

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