As I sit here, collecting my thoughts and trying to put them into some semblance of order about today's topic, I think back and wonder what messed up, cracked out, delusional part of my brain honestly thought potty training two kids at once would be a good idea. I mean, I'm sure people do it all the time. Like people who have twins, or people who find enjoyment in finding new ...
Ch-Ch-Changes
So two things. 1. I decided that it was high time for Ellie to move on up to what I will reluctantly call a "big girl bed." Reluctantly because I sound like a huge douche bag when I say things like that. It's right up there with referring to myself in the third person as "Mommy" or using the word "potty". I made this move knowing that it had the potential to destroy the ...
The Princess Potty – Part I. Also Part Final.
Some days Karma is in your favor. You know, like when I won the lottery.But other days, there's a hurried rapping on your front door and you rush to open it because in the back of your mind there's a chance that your high school boyfriend sent you flowers. That's what I always think, anyway. Except insert the word "imaginary" before high school. Anyhoo, when you open the ...