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I don’t care anymore.

April 4, 2012 · 1 Comment

As I sit here, collecting my thoughts and trying to put them into some semblance of order about today's topic, I think back and wonder what messed up, cracked out, delusional part of my brain honestly thought potty training two kids at once would be a good idea.  I mean, I'm sure people do it all the time.  Like people who have twins, or people who find enjoyment in finding new ...

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Filed In: Ellie, Nervous breakdowns, potty training / Tagged: Ellie, nervous breakdowns, potty training

Ch-Ch-Changes

October 10, 2011 · Leave a Comment

So two things. 1.  I decided that it was high time for Ellie to move on up to what I will reluctantly call a "big girl bed."  Reluctantly because I sound like a huge douche bag when I say things like that.  It's right up there with referring to myself in the third person as "Mommy" or using the word "potty".  I made this move knowing that it had the potential to destroy the ...

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The Princess Potty – Part I. Also Part Final.

July 18, 2011 · 6 Comments

Some days Karma is in your favor.  You know, like when I won the lottery.But other days, there's a hurried rapping on your front door and you rush to open it because in the back of your mind there's a chance that your high school boyfriend sent you flowers.  That's what I always think, anyway.  Except insert the word "imaginary" before high school.  Anyhoo, when you open the ...

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