"So how are your... um... moods?" My doctor asked, as I fought to keep my nipple from peek-a-booing out of the open-front paper "shirt". My moods. The word mood is interesting, because it indicates feelings like happy, sad, mad, etc. Mood doesn't necessarily encompass the overwhelming desire to jump out of your car and commit murder when the person in front of you is ...
My Period Starts Tomorrow So Here’s A List Of Everything I Hate Today
1. The VMAs. It wasn't the creature growing out of Justin Beiber's face, or Kanye's announcement that he wants to lead the country that made me want to set fire to my television. Actually, I had a fun few moments fantasizing about what life would be like if Kanye won. I didn't know exactly how to fill in the blanks but I supposed there would be no shortage of free butt ...