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No Big D… My Heart Is About To Be Crushed, That’s All.

January 29, 2014 · 3 Comments

Registering your child for Kindergarten is a funny thing.  Not funny as in 'ha ha,' so much, but more funny as in 'it feels like my stomach is going to crawl out of my mouth and choke me' while I forced one foot in front of the other up the front steps and into her new school to drop off the paperwork. Everyone inside tried to act casual but it was obvious we were all ...

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Filed In: Ellie, Love Letters, Motherhood / Tagged: Ellie, Love Letters, parenthood

This Is The Last Time I’ll Talk About Listen To Your Mother. Until Next Year.

July 15, 2013 · 1 Comment

If you follow me on Twitter or Facebook, you're probably thinking, "oh my GAWD will she just move on from this stupid talk thingie already."  Otherwise you're thinking, "Wow - I should really follow her on Twitter and Facebook so I can be a part of all motherhood talk and poop-related breaking news!"  Either way, you're right. So, without further adieu, here it is.  The ...

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Filed In: blogging, Motherhood, parenting, stay at home mom / Tagged: blogging, listen to your mother, parenthood, st louis, Stay At Home Mom

Another one bites the dust

November 14, 2011 · 6 Comments

Over the weekend we completed the last of the necessary evils to prepare for Mayer child #3.  We bought a mini van.My 7-year covert mission, Operation Trap Nick, is now complete. She's a beaut, huh?  The whole experience was surreal, especially the part where I abandoned Sissy Spacek, my Honda Accord and vehicular partner of eight years, naked and stripped of her license ...

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Filed In: parenting / Tagged: mini van, parenthood

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