Registering your child for Kindergarten is a funny thing. Not funny as in 'ha ha,' so much, but more funny as in 'it feels like my stomach is going to crawl out of my mouth and choke me' while I forced one foot in front of the other up the front steps and into her new school to drop off the paperwork. Everyone inside tried to act casual but it was obvious we were all ...
This Is The Last Time I’ll Talk About Listen To Your Mother. Until Next Year.
If you follow me on Twitter or Facebook, you're probably thinking, "oh my GAWD will she just move on from this stupid talk thingie already." Otherwise you're thinking, "Wow - I should really follow her on Twitter and Facebook so I can be a part of all motherhood talk and poop-related breaking news!" Either way, you're right. So, without further adieu, here it is. The ...
Another one bites the dust
Over the weekend we completed the last of the necessary evils to prepare for Mayer child #3. We bought a mini van.My 7-year covert mission, Operation Trap Nick, is now complete. She's a beaut, huh? The whole experience was surreal, especially the part where I abandoned Sissy Spacek, my Honda Accord and vehicular partner of eight years, naked and stripped of her license ...