• Home

sKIDmarks

Poop Happens.

  • About
  • Where I’ve Been
  • Video
  • Contact

The Seven Stages of Frozen

July 16, 2014 · 2 Comments

Stage 1 - Ignorance Experienced Frozen for the first time with my eldest daughter and it was magical.  Mother/daughter bonding of epic proportions; the stuff pre-kid dreams are made of. "I love you Mom,"  She said as we exited the theater. "I love you too." We walk hand in hand through the magical flurries of snow. Stage 2 - The Honeymoon Phase I can't recall the ...

Continue Reading

Filed In: Uncategorized / Tagged: Frozen, kill me now

The Fast And The Furious

December 20, 2013 · 2 Comments

As I watched my 3-year-old daughter heave her guts up into a makeshift barf bucket I had the same reaction as any decent Mother: Please lord, don't let me get what she has. Take the other kids.. even the little cute one.  Just spare me. But I knew I was toast. My mind did a quick inventory of every time I had come into contact with her over the previous 48 hours. The day ...

Continue Reading

Filed In: Family, kids, Motherhood / Tagged: kill me now, motherhood, Parenting, sick

Unclean

February 11, 2013 · 5 Comments

I've often wondered if I would want to know if something bad was about to happen to me.  You know, like, would I want a little heads up if I were going to break an ankle on Thursday, or -NO GOD NO- Kourtney and Kim Take Miami wasn't renewed for a sixth season? And I had come to the conclusion that - no - worrying about something is almost worse than it actually happening, so ...

Continue Reading

Filed In: kids, Motherhood, Nick, parenting / Tagged: Ellie, hadley, kill me now, Lila, Nick, Norovirus, Parenting

Winner of the 1998 Mid Rivers Mall M.C. Hammer dance contest
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest
  • RSS
  • Twitter

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Search

Today’s Top 10

  • I Want To Throw Myself Into Traffic: An Essay On…
  • Making A Murderer – The Cliffs Notes
  • My Period Starts Tomorrow So Here’s A List Of…
  • I Guarantee My Summer Break Sucks Worse Than Yours…
  • The Wonderful, Awful, Lucky, Cursed, Beautifully…
  • Hannah’s Ho Ho Ho Gift Guide
  • Dear Dad at the Pool, You’re Doing It Wrong.
  • Twenty Questions
  • Mecca lecca high mecca hiney ho
  • The Day I Killed The Elf On The Shelf: A Holiday Card

Archives

Built by Beyond Blog Design · Built on the Genesis Framework

Theme by 17th Avenue · Powered by WordPress & Genesis