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… And To All A Good Night

December 8, 2014 · 4 Comments

Dan and I have been friends for almost fifteen years; ten of which when we worked together at an ad agency.   Obviously everything we created was nothing short of spectacular, however, occasionally a project would reek such creative brilliance that it deserved the highest possible compliment, "Wow.  You really brought the whole ass on that one." We have since parted ...

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Filed In: blogging, Me / Tagged: blogging, christmas card, Marketing 28, thank you

What I learned about myself and others from a blog post that went viral

August 5, 2014 · 34 Comments

A few months ago I hit the blogging jackpot when I wrote a post that went viral.  If you are like every other person in the world who I've discussed this with, your eyes went a little glassy just now.  The conversation usually goes something like, "Hey!  How's it going with the old blog?" "Great!  I had a post go viral a while back!" Then... the curtains come down.  At ...

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Filed In: blogging / Tagged: blogging, mom wars, Stay At Home Mom, viral post

Just Thank God You Didn’t Have To Give Birth To Anything With Hooves

March 31, 2014 · 5 Comments

Last week as I was on my knees simultaneously scraping what by my best guess was a bloody booger off the wall and praying a runaway train barreled through our house to put a quick end to the spring break misery, I decided enough was enough.  Fin.  I pried the girls' claws out of each others faces and announced that we were going on a spontaneous yet completely awesome overnight ...

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Filed In: blogging, Family / Tagged: blogging, clydesdales, Family, warm springs ranch

This Is The Last Time I’ll Talk About Listen To Your Mother. Until Next Year.

July 15, 2013 · 1 Comment

If you follow me on Twitter or Facebook, you're probably thinking, "oh my GAWD will she just move on from this stupid talk thingie already."  Otherwise you're thinking, "Wow - I should really follow her on Twitter and Facebook so I can be a part of all motherhood talk and poop-related breaking news!"  Either way, you're right. So, without further adieu, here it is.  The ...

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Filed In: blogging, Motherhood, parenting, stay at home mom / Tagged: blogging, listen to your mother, parenthood, st louis, Stay At Home Mom

bun(ny) in the oven

May 22, 2013 · 4 Comments

Yesterday as I was standing in the backyard inspecting our weeds, wondering if it was legal to do a controlled burn in a residentially zoned neighborhood, I noticed something strange.  A rabbit had built a nice cozy home smack in the middle of our yard... complete with a nursery. At first I was like aw HELLS no lady... this yard isn't big enough for the both of us but then ...

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Filed In: blogging, partner stuff / Tagged: blogging, dora, give a way, partner stuff, time to play, who's behind the door

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