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‘Tis The Season… For Kicking Some Ass

December 5, 2014 · 4 Comments

I went black Friday shopping.  On Thanksgiving.  At Wal-Mart.  Go ahead - accuse me of contributing to the erosion of the American institution.  And I'll tell you that it was a lot easier than you might think to abandon a Thanksgiving dinner table where my 82-year-old Grandma is ripping twelve second farts to shop kidless with my sister while sipping on Crown and ...

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Filed In: Family / Tagged: black friday, shopping, Thanksgiving, wal-mart

Slack Friday

December 2, 2013 · 1 Comment

Like millions of Americans looking to fill the void left from an overly hyped up yet unfulfilling holiday, I went shopping on Black Friday. My experience was relatively tame; I didn't stand in line for hours in the blistering wind for a TV or frantically elbow my way through an angry mob of rabid women who would knife their grandma for a Furby.  No, I was merely ...

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Filed In: Family, Motherhood, Ozarks / Tagged: black friday, christmas shopping, Ozarks, Parenting

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