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Bacon and Tampons Are Going to Give Everyone Cancer So I Can Just Go Ahead And Die Now

October 30, 2015 · 1 Comment

Bacon and Tampons Are Going to Give Everyone Cancer So I Can Just Go Ahead And Die Now

Last week the boss at cancer research headquarters decided the time for reckoning had come, and gave the green light to all employees to run straight to the internet and shit all over everything we have ever loved.  Or at least the things that made bleeding all over ourselves somewhat tolerable.  Bacon, processed meat, red meat and tampons... here a cancer, there a cancer, ...

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