If you’re like me, the word ‘housewife’ immediately conjures images of glamour and elegance. I mean, just last month I clogged up the shower with my bi-annual leg shave. For Christmas my husband gave me one of those pumice stones because my feet look like two cloven hooves stuffed into sandals come summer. I had to stop scraping after an hour and a half because we ran out of trash bags.
I don’t have a ton of time to do body maintenance, and even when I try to do my own pampering it takes the fun out of it. Have you ever tried to give yourself a back massage? It’s just sad. Which is why I have been walking around in a state of near comatose euphoria since last week, when I had my day of pampering at St. Louis Cosmetic Surgery. Body exfoliation, massage and facial? Yes please. My favorite part about a spa day is walking to your car, muscles so relaxed you can barely see, sporting massage hair that could double as a bear tranquilizer. Driving home I looked like Thing One after he did a bunch of drugs. There was literally drool coming out of the corner my mouth.
I know you’re jealous, and might even hate me a little right now. But don’t, because you can win a full day of your own massage hair and radiant skin, complete with a little drool down your chin. Visit the St. Louis Cosmetic Surgery contest page here and enter to win an Escape For The Day package for two simply by recalling the best one-liner your kids have said to you, or you have said to your Mom or Dad. My kids usually save them all up for the middle of the grocery store with a large crowd within earshot.
HEY MOM! HOW DID THAT LADY GET THAT BABY IN HER HUGE BELLY?!
The winner will also receive a one-year Cosmetic Elite Membership for you and a friend (a $1030 value). And, just for entering, you’ll get 10% off some of their most popular non-surgical procedures — CoolSculpting®, BOTOX® Cosmetic, or fillers as well as 10% off any surgical procedure over $2500.
How much would you be your Mom’s favorite if you gave her a full day at the spa for Mother’s Day? Or just don’t tell your Mom you won and take me with you! I’m sure the esthetician would jump for joy seeing these cave-like pores walk back into her room.
You have until May 8 to enter, and a winner will be chosen and announced on May 12. Getcha some!