Whenever my friends tell me they’re pregnant I always tell them the same thing – don’t waste your time teaching your baby useless things like learning how to walk or how to poop on the toilet. Things like that will only make your life harder.
When your kids are born you need to focus every effort teaching your baby three things:
1. How to hold their own bottle
2. How to swing their own swing
3. How to change a DVD
No one ever believes me until they get the flu.