So last Thursday I experienced two awesome "firsts":1. Ellie vomited for the first time. I knew this day would come - I just didn't expect it to be in the middle of St. Louis Bread Company and completely coat me in regurgitated chocolate milk. From collar bone to knee, yo. The worst part about it is that I was wearing my "special" maternity pants and really hoping I could ...
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The word 'misery' can mean different things to different people. For some it can mean being duck taped to a fence post while a donkey with screw drivers bolted to its hooves repeatedly kicks you over and over in the kidneys. For others it can mean being bombarded by flocks of strangers every time you venture into public and the subsequent looks of horror and disgust on ...
Tea for two
ONE YEAR AGO... Me: I read on the Internet that this stuff called red raspberry leaf tea is supposed to make you go into labor. Nick: (robble robble) Hog wash! Stuff like that is a total gimmick. It's not scientifically proven to do anything. But go ahead and buy it if you want to waste your time and money. ONE MONTH AGO... Me: You know, if you're trying to go ...
The Nile
I was feeling a little guilty this morning because I realized that I'm already almost 30 weeks pregnant and I've barely given the new baby so much as a shout out on my blog. I mean, sure, I'll post the occasional belly shot or complain about alcohol withdrawals, but there's been a big void when it comes to me writing about my pregnant feelings and junk. I STILL have readers ...
26 weeks (but I don’t look a day over 37)
Me: When I was going to pick up dinner tonight I started thinking about what would happen if I died.Nick: Here we go.Me: And I started thinking that you might get re-married to someone who can cook and clean and doesn't nag you about drinking all of the Crystal Lite and putting an empty container back in the refrigerator and helps you with yard work and won't talk you into ...