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Threesy Peasy

June 10, 2014 · 13 Comments

Last week I was at the park on a play date with some of my Mom friends and - !HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS! - the conversation turned to our kids.  Because the conversation never veers away from our kids.  On play dates you are only legally allowed to talk about three things - kids, children and babies.  Once in a while someone might throw in something about a cleanse.  After play dates ...

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Filed In: Family, Favorite 1, kids, Motherhood, Nervous breakdowns, parenting, pre-school, Sisters, stay at home mom / Tagged: Family, kids, motherhood, nervous breakdowns, Parenting, pre-school, Sisters, Stay At Home Mom, three kids

2016

February 6, 2013 · 3 Comments

In six months, Hadley will start pre-school.  Which means that, for TWO WHOLE glorious days a week, I will have two hours and ten minutes all to myself.  I know what you're thinking, and considering that I think of taking my kids to Parents Day Out so I can go get a pap smear a vacation, you bet your ass I'm counting those ten minutes. That means that for the next two years ...

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Filed In: Motherhood, pre-school, stay at home mom / Tagged: Ellie, hadley, Lila, motherhood, pre-school, Stay At Home Mom

Plan B

January 3, 2013 · 5 Comments

Knock knock! Who's there? Not my will to live! This morning I (finally!  oh thank god finally!) dropped two of my kids back at pre-school.  They don't technically open until next week, but I figured they both have good playgrounds and aren't too close to busy traffic so I was okay with it. Speaking of which, I'm getting really sick of all these "laws" telling me ...

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Filed In: kids, Motherhood, parenting, pre-school / Tagged: christmas, christmas vacation, kids, motherhood, Parenting, pre-school

Cheese dip and a pedicure

August 30, 2012 · 2 Comments

Recently my college friends and I had a discussion about the moment we knew we were done having kids.  For one it came to her as a random Epiphany as she was driving down the street; for another it was when her husband came home holding a bag of frozen peas on his nuts and said, "Hey guess what." I was 99% sure our magic number was three the entire time I was pregnant with ...

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Filed In: kids, Motherhood, Nervous breakdowns, pre-school, stay at home mom / Tagged: first day of school, kids, motherhood, pre-school

Thank you sir may I have another

January 14, 2011 · 9 Comments

Right now all I want to do is hang myself from a tree limb by my ankles, take my shirt off and let midgets take turns flogging me with baseball bats like a human pinata. Why, you ask? Because I am the worst mother ever. The worst mother who has ever walked the Earth. I want to hide under a rock. Oh God I suck so bad. Today was Ellie's second day of pre-school. I ...

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Filed In: Ellie, Nervous breakdowns, pre-school / Tagged: Ellie, nervous breakdowns, pre-school

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