“My poop came in the mail today!” I exclaimed to no one in particular. Of course the ‘p’ word launched my three girls from their burrow in the playroom, running into the kitchen with princess dresses flying, trail of Barbies in their wake to see said poop. They were only disappointed for a brief moment it was a pillow. Truth: Don’t be fooled by their cuteness; my girls are disgusting.
And oh my god… this poor little guy has seen some things since he came into our home. He arrived with a little buddy – an accompanying keychain poop – that my 5-year-old quickly claimed and attached to her back pack. I just… I just don’t know. What can I say? They like poop.
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