If you follow me on Twitter or Facebook, you’re probably thinking, “oh my GAWD will she just move on from this stupid talk thingie already.” Otherwise you’re thinking, “Wow – I should really follow her on Twitter and Facebook so I can be a part of all motherhood talk and poop-related breaking news!” Either way, you’re right.
So, without further adieu, here it is. The video of my Listen To Your Mother story. The one that gave me night terrors and daily pit stains for two months straight. I wasn’t so nervous about the talking in front of people part, more the walking on a stage in front of 500 people wearing these shoes part:
And I can tell by the way you’re hitting the ‘unsubscribe’ button on your reader that you’ll be glad to know that I escaped with all bones in tact.