Me: Now Vicki – the one and only thing you have to worry about when taking this picture is that my bra doesn’t show. We may use these for Christmas cards and I don’t want to Super Bowl this shit.
My sister-in-law Vicki: Relax. I think I’m capable of taking a simple picture.
And yes, all twenty-seven look just like it.
This year the Mayers will be sporting a living room themed Christmas card.